The 9 Important men In A Woman's Life

1. THE DOCTOR:
because he says, "Take your clothes off."

2. THE DENTIST:
because he says, "Open wide."

3. THE HAIRDRESSER:
because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".

4. THE MILKMAN:
because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:
because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"

6. THE STOCK BROKER:
because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."

7. THE BANKER:
because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.

8. THE HUNTER:
because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

9. THE TELEPHONE GUY:
because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?