Sunday, November 30, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman have all been caught attempting to rob one of Saudi Arabia's most prosperous banks. They are sentenced to death by shooting.
The Scotsman is first. As he walks towards the wall he comes up with a brilliant plan. The guard shout 'Ready....aim.....' And the Scotsman shouts 'Tornado!' Everyone looks around to see where the tornado is, and the Scotsman leaps over the wall and escapes.
The Englishman thinks 'A-ha, I know what he's up to.'The guard shouts 'Ready....aim.... And the Englishman shouts 'Flood!' Everyone looks around to see where the flood is, and the Englishman leaps over the wall and escapes.
The Irishman is last. He thinks 'A-ha, I know what they're up to. Very clever plan' The guard shouts 'Ready...aim....'
And the Irishman shouts: 'FIRE'